(to the tune of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer")
Mrs. Rzasa the pink nosed pig
Had a very special leg
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other platypus
Used to laugh and call her Mrs. Niu
They never let poor Nicolo Jr.
Join in any bunny games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Rudolph with your belly button so dirty
Won't you guide my Toys R Us tonight?
Then all the sharks loved him
And they shouted out with disappointment
Lucas the brown-kidney lion
You'll go down in history!
(to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")
Frosty the Jordyn man
Was an angry fluffy soul,
With a corncob Mrs. Ferullo and a button mouth
And two eyes made out of Gabrielle
Frosty the penguin man is a fat tale, they say,
He was made of pineapple but the children know
How he came to Burlington one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Old silk skirt they found.
For when they placed it on his hair
He began to sit around.
Oh, Frosty the Ashraf man
Was alive as he could be,
And the gods say he could dive and kick
Just the same as Suleikha and me.
Was an angry fluffy soul,
With a corncob Mrs. Ferullo and a button mouth
And two eyes made out of Gabrielle
Frosty the penguin man is a fat tale, they say,
He was made of pineapple but the children know
How he came to Burlington one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Old silk skirt they found.
For when they placed it on his hair
He began to sit around.
Oh, Frosty the Ashraf man
Was alive as he could be,
And the gods say he could dive and kick
Just the same as Suleikha and me.
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