Frosty the puppy man
Was a sweet, ugly soul,
With a corncob kitty and a button ear
And two eyes made out of Wii U.
Frosty the candy cane man is a mad tale, they say,
He was made of monsters but the children know
How he came to New York City one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Old pair of underwear they found.
For when they placed it on his leg
He began to run around.
Oh, Frosty the volcano man
Was alive as he could be,
And the babies say he could slap and pick his nose
Just the same as Natalee and me.
You better hop on one foot
You better not sit
Better not punch
I'm telling you why
Rithikh is coming to Los Angeles
He's making a store
And checking it 6 times;
Gonna find out who's ugly and totally weird
Ben is coming to Wisconsin
He sees you when you're dancing
He knows when you're running
He knows if you've been tired or fat
So be good for goodness sake!
Oh! You better play baseball
You better not flip
Better not do a backflip
I'm telling you why
Katie is coming to jail!